When the Unexpected X-Men appear on DS9, Dr. Bashir pivots his surgical practice into speech therapy. But when he ends up losing patience with his patient, we understand why the heart isn’t his specialty. Are all barbershop quartets graded pass/fail? How many dates does it take before Risa is on the table? Which is Dr. Bashir’s favorite Scorsese film? It’s the episode that restores a level of Nog Equilibrium!